100 thoughts on “The Mystery Of The White House’s Missing Tree

  1. Pls try to avoid the applause every time when you announce “this is your host Stephen Colbert” it’s annoying.. the comedy should be applauded more than the host..

  2. If it was a quarantine issue somebody in the state dept. Would have heard they were bringing a tree a sapling over here and say 'uh, its going to have to be inspected before planting.' And the French would have sent it over earlier. But that's what happens when you under fund and under staff your state department Donnie!

  3. Trump seems to feel here's the way to get through:
    Don't ignore rumors. Deny on the double!
    But if the Steele dossier is all true,
    Trump…….urine trouble.

  4. The Stormy Daniels affair has done much more damage to the USA than it has to Donald Trumps presidency.
    It's like watching the titanic get hit an iceberg and focussing on the broken china instead.

  5. I would have said, "Trump built a wall around his salad." Oh, I guess I just did… I mean, I wrote it after thinking of it but I didn't actually say it.

  6. Tree didn't perform to standards, was cut from the team.
    Trump wanted acorns the next day, tree couldn't deliver, so kindling.

  7. Colbert psssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he is a dumbass. psssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes you dumbass, psssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh with you 2, pssssshhhhhhhhhhh

  8. Is everyone syncing their De Mayo? 😀 That Nihilistic tree at the end was brilliant! 👋👋👋

  9. My theory, since Stephen is right – putting the tree in quarantine after it had already been planted makes no sense – is that Trump had a temper tantrum after Macron's speech to Congress, and ordered the tree destroyed in retaliation. Then his staff covered for him and told the French the quarantine story. I guess we'll see if the tree is ever replanted.

  10. The orange moron should be removed like that tree and then put him in a never-ending quarantine because he has contaminated our country.

  11. The tree was from a forest where US soldiers won a hard fought battle during WW1,thought Stephen would have mentioned that ?

  12. lol funny vid but uhh, the roots of the tree were covered.. and it's standard practice. similar has happened in the past. it actually is mandatory and quite the norm

  13. "Life is suffering", and Drumpfy boy is making sure that he does everything in his power, to make it even worse. The sick bastage!
    He's no longer got anything to say that i want to hear, because i refuse to listen to a liar, or any liars for that matter.
    Truck Fump.

  14. The Tree is in the White House bed room, you know he's a dog, and he has this thing for Peeing!

  15. Trump told you he was a Snake! He shape shifts every night coiled in the Tree in the White House! Satan finds away!

  16. guys, I'll say it again Dissing Trump's kids should be off limits. It just seems like you're stooping to his level.
    The Melania joke was a little too much too.

  17. Ever notice this pussy man never has on his show someone who will say he is A) wrong and B) Steve prove that shit NOW. What is he afraid of.

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  19. "ALL living things that enter the us"? so, people, bunnies hopping over the border to canada, bugs… you must have a loooot of quarantine rooms. though it wouldn't surprise me if the trump administration "quarantined" them all together to save money…

  20. Am I the only one seeing similarities between Al-Pharazon and Trump? I mean; Extreme hubris, not very bright, xenophobic, a tree from a foreign land dissapearing, etc…

  21. The "yellow stain" actually frightens me a little. One of the Trump "bestest peoples", Scott Pruit, after a sit down with the maker, over turned the EPA ban on a pesticide because of it's risk of brain damage to our children. Baron Trump lives in that house. Clearly it's to late for Eric, but Mueller should probably up his speed for the sake of the child…

  22. Fake news … the tree didn’t go anywhere – the patch isn’t yellow – The tree wasn’t planted – nobody was there – Fake fake fake 🤪 🌲

  23. i like how this show depicts french people as having the existential attitudes of Camus. It's wonderful.

  24. contribute strict wherever house living professional influence sustain throughout authority wander.

  25. Poor tree. Shows the total disregard for life that Trump has. Guess he's got more to worry about than a poor little oak sapling, however, it was a gift from the French government and oak trees live hundreds of years. A living, growing memorial from France to The United States. TOO bad FRED Trump didn't use a condom roughly 72 years ago. Unbelievable MESS this country has descended into.

  26. This guy really loves trump he fuck him up on a lever that has no return that's what I call true love ❤️

  27. Colbert move to Canada already. And dick-heads french accent is terrible, for a "frenchy" you would think it could be better. Worrying about a tree? Probably didn't get enough water and attention after it was planted. Is Colbert going to go on about this lost election all the way up till 2024?

  28. Something's fishy…

    Won't it be less intrusive to quarantine the tree BEFORE planting it in the ground???

    Or does this have something to do with Macron's very public breakup with Trump in front of Congress?

  29. "A felled tree is heard a million miles away in the digital forest"… thisisMYdigitallife…Derpity-doo.

  30. "Bad árboles need to be removed folks. They bring pigeons, they bring squirrels and some… l assume are good trees, like christmas trees ( not many people say christmas anymore) we can not have their foreign oxigen here folks. Not many people know it but trees produce oxygen which…is…KILLING… us. That disgraceful Lorax guy is was in close with the obama administration, l think he´s from china. It´s ALL a hoax believe me. And that´s why l pulled out from the Iran deal…you´re welcome dems #buildthewall"

  31. What happened to the tree? well stephen l know you are a renowned Tolkien fan. Remember when Sauron put the numenóreans against each other? What did Isildur do with Nimloth? And as you know he did so because afterwards the island of Númenor was utterly annihilated by ilúvatar. A fate that is coming to the US with trump as president

    In this case it was something like that only they went a bit further and took the whole thing

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