Spider-Man Does a Late-Night Monologue (Sort Of) – Lights Out with David Spade

Spider-Man Does a Late-Night Monologue (Sort Of) – Lights Out with David Spade


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-(cheering) Hey! All right. You guys. -Welcome, you guys.
-FEIMSTER: Yes. On the show tonight,
we’ve got Tony Hale, Fortune Feimster and Josh Wolf. -Oh, my gosh.
-(cheering and applause) -(Feimster laughs)
-Wait, so we all are dressing up,
or we’re not dressing up? (laughter) They swore to me
everyone was dressing up. (laughter) Well, my costume, by the way, is a crackhead
Hollywood Boulevard Spider-Man. -(laughter)
-Oh! -Yeah.
-(cheering and applause) You know, out in Times Square, they’re a little ratty,
a little rough around the edges. I’m not an official
Marvel Spider-Man, just so there’s no confusion. Is that a clear fanny pack? Yeah, it’s got my gun in it. Spider-Man has a gun now. I don’t know,
it’s a little thrown together. But it’s good.
I could fit right in out there. Photos, three bucks. Uh, all right, here’s
what everyone’s buzzing about. Kim Kardashian revealed that she has four
Halloween looks planned. -HALE: Hmm. -Ooh, I wonder
if any of them will be sexy. (laughter) Let me guess.
G-string, holding a pencil. “I’m a sexy architect.” (laughter) You guys, that’s one. Uh, there’s a new sexy
Mr. Rogers costume for Halloween. Sexier than the regular
Mr. Rogers costume? I’ll believe it when I see it. A former federal prosecutor
says Felicity Huffman’s daughter can be charged in
the college admissions scandal. She could face as much as five
to ten minutes behind bars. (laughter) (imitates web shooting) What was that… What was
that sound effect again? (imitates web shooting) (laughter) -Oh, wait, it’s falling. -WOLF:
Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew! FEIMSTER:
Your sleeve’s falling off. I want my dollar back. FEIMSTER:
It looks like it’s really… A new exhibit called The Zone
will let Britney Spears fans experience what it was like
to be her in her music videos. Uh, it comes with a dad who forces you to go
to the exhibit. (laughter) And he locks you in your room. Australian police
found 400 kilos of meth hidden in a hot sauce shipment. They knew something was up when
Taco Tuesday lasted four months. (laughter) Tony’s having fun. (laughter) Pumpkin– aw, Pumpkin. He’s the most popular raccoon
on Instagram. Uh, he passed away,
unfortunately. Uh, but he lived his life
like a candle in the trash. (laughter) Elton John is rerecording this
as we speak. You look like you got attacked
by a raccoon. (laughter) I look like I live in the trash. Uh, a Bengal tiger
at Busch Gardens in Tampa was killed by her brother. This is kind of a rare thing
for tigers, but it’s pretty run-of-the-mill
for Florida. (laughter) Evicted murderer Amanda Knox
will write an advice column for a Seattle newspaper. The working title right now
is “Dear Stabby.”

47 thoughts on “Spider-Man Does a Late-Night Monologue (Sort Of) – Lights Out with David Spade

  1. When I first moved to LA I over right behind the hotel Roosevelt in Hollywood and watch Spider-Man and spongebob going at it in a car in costume.

  2. awright that's it Pumpkin Pukin' is Done. Time for Nick's Reign of ReinDeer!!! Yeah you know Nicholas Klaus, Jolly Ol', sack dumpin' elf that goes down your chimney, he's the guy you want around for the Holidaze…..not this guy…..https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeNlqbJSwq2sM7hqEOGmz1Bh32pmBVOog

  3. love this show but i swear you guys use kim kardashian as the butt of the joke in it seems every episode. we get it – she had a sex tape and wears little clothing. seems like too easy of a joke.

  4. Tony: "Congratulations kid, you're an Avenger now." 😎

    David: "Actually I'm good Mr. Hale. I think I just want to be the neighborhood crackhead Spiderman. Somebody's gotta look out for the tourists right?" 😁

  5. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGFuUeAW1bQ

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JCe9K3Tx-4

    if they allow this they need to allow men and weman to fight in the same weight category 

    as sports

    saving the bUb skin is good idea

  6. Good job spade! 👍🏻
    Honestly, you should wear the fanny pack every night. Make it your thing.
    Or try comedy, make THAT your thing.

  7. Love these Comedians, so much talent in those beautiful chairs, love you Tony, love you Josh, love you Fortune and David you are my comedian of choice thank for all the laughs😍🔥

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