He’s real. He’s looking right at you. He’s checking you out Harper. He wants to eat me! I think so! Honesty, loyalty, bravery. These are the qualities of Knighthood. Today we’ll all become Knights of the Realm, and with that title we’ll be bound by the Knights code. Knights are sworn to be kind to others, generous in friendships, and considerate to all. My Knights have all arrived and they are here to teach you the basics of sword fighting. Are you ready? Let’s begin. We need a fierce battle cry. Are you ready? That was passable. You’re majesty, perhaps they should hear your battle cry? And that’s why he’s the king. Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! Defend! Defend! Defend! I now dub thee Knights of this Castle and lords and ladies of this realm. His majesty will be conducting a knighting ceremony. Please summon lady Hazel to the Kings throne at this time. Come here my darling. In honor of Hazels birthday, his majesty will bestow on her a title. I hereby dub thee, lady Hazel, Princess of the Realm. Raise a cheer for Lady Hazel, a princes of the realm! I’m not hungry, I’m HUNGRY! There’s the king. Behold, the sport of kings. Thumbs up or thumbs down?