Honest Trailers – The Little Mermaid (feat. AVbyte)

Honest Trailers – The Little Mermaid (feat. AVbyte)

In 1989, the same year that Taylor Swift was
born, the world met an even doe-ier eyed girl whose songs got even MORE stuck in your
head. The Little Mermaid. Travel under the sea to the whimsically fascist
kingdom of Atlantica, where some fish are allowed to
swim free, while others are forced to drag the ruling
class around in their chariots Or use their own bodies as instruments. And meet Ariel, a half naked 15 year old and
confirmed hoarder. Follow along on her literal fish-out-of-water
story, as she falls in love with the human Prince
Eric because he’s… hot. “Ohhhh, he’s very handsome, isn’t he?” “He’s so beautiful.” The only thing swimming in their way is the
most clearly evil villain in the Disney pantheon: Ursula. “The sea witch?” “No! She’s a demon!” An old witch who keeps the tortured souls
of her victims in her front yard, eats seafood, and hates Ariel’s whole family. But none of that will stop Ariel from trading
away her voice for a pair of legs and a 72 hour time limit to french a stranger. “He is quite a catch, isn’t he?” Get swept up in a fantastical romance where
love conquers all If by love, you mean acting like a clueless
mute brat so an older guy will make out with you. And enjoy the vintage Disney classic with
an equally vintage message for today’s young girls: Look pretty. “You gotta look your best.” “You look wonderful.” “But without my voice, how can I–” “You’ll have your looks!” Surround yourself with friends who are dumber
and fatter than you, abandon your family to marry a guy you just
met, and if you’re not happy with the contract
you signed without even reading… get your fiance to murder the person who outsmarted
you. So strap on your fins for the musical you
can’t help but sing along to. Featuring songs like… The Dumb Mermaid Song “I’m a dumb mermaid who doesn’t know sh*t.” “Don’t know what this is, or that is either.” The Obligatory Villain song “These boring bad guy songs…” “So bland.” “So blah.” “But to move the plot along, the villain has
to have a song.” “But in the soundtrack it gets skipped.” The Shouldn’t You Ask For Consent First? Song “Sing with me now.” “Sha la la la la go for it dude.” “Her fish friends set the mood for you to
pork the girl.” “Sha la la la why not raise the stakes?” “The carpet match the drapes? Go on and pork
the girl.” The Traumatize Your Kids Song “Killing fish, killing fish, yes we show children
this.” “Even though the heroes are all fish.” “Like if they made sushi of Nemo and Dory,” “You’d have something as messed up as this.” And The One We’re About To Get Stuck In
Your Head “It’s so catchy!” “It’s so catchy!” “There’s no escapin’, it’s so amazin’ and
catchy!” “You’ll never get it out of your head.” “You’ll sing the words until you are dead.” “Even when you sleep, it plays on repeat.” “It’s so catchy!” “So what? The message is kinda sexist.” “Girls don’t need brain cells, just big ole
seashells.” “Also don’t be fat, but you’ll ignore that” “Cause it’s catchy!” Starring… She Swells Sea Shells White Aladdin Inky Minaj Phish The Closest Thing This Movie Has To A Black
Person Jacked Gandalf and Whining Nemo The Little Waistline This movie would have played out WAY differently
if her top half was a fish instead.

73 thoughts on “Honest Trailers – The Little Mermaid (feat. AVbyte)

  1. The past 2 nights I've had dreams about series the first night was hunger games but way different and my brain put a twist on it

    The other one I dont remember what it was but I think it was harry potter or something

  2. Would you please say โ€œFuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy wasnโ€™t so Fuzzy was heโ€

  3. Since the pigmentation of fish is such a hot topic at the moment, can we talk about Sebastian? He is the colour of a cooked crab. Does this make him some sort of zombie crab that has learned how to walk forward and has a singing voice that can be understood by humans?

  4. 3:18 Again,
    It's so catchy, catchy, it's such a catchy song it'll make you happy happy, don't try to fight it sing along

  5. Damn that Fish song though ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
    3:45 Wait " Inky Minaj " ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I can't

  6. "The closest thing this movie has to a black person" after the cast for remake is known I'm rofling so hard on this one

  7. Um, people love Ursulaโ€™s song. Itโ€™s super fun to sing. In fact, most of my favorite Disney songs are from the villain. Scarโ€™s song from the Lion King? Hello?!

  8. Sometimes these videos aren't really that fair in their critiques and miss the real message in kids movies. But this one is actually really accurate.

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