Honest Trailers – Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

Honest Trailers – Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

Now that Tim Burton’s remake is all but
forgotten, watch the Planet of the Apes movies reclaim
their place as the best talking animal franchise since Babe. Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. Wait, why does Dawn come after Rise? Don’t you rise after the dawn? Whatever. Settle in for the thinking man’s summer
blockbuster chock full of complicated characters, political maneuvering, family dynamics, and a monkey dual-wielding machine guns on
horseback fighting a tank. OK that was kinda dumb, but who cares? It’s still awesome, right? Thrill as apes engage in guerrilla warfare against a society of way less interesting
humans, like the pragmatic leader who spends most of his
screen time talking into a bullhorn, “We are survivors!” “We’ve been through hell together!” this generic good guy, this assh*le, “I’m the assh*le.” this… woman… and this… kid who… draws things. Yeah, let’s get back to the apes. See Andy Serkis deliver an Oscar-worthy performance by capturing the graceful movements and emotions
of Caesar and doing his best Christian Bale Batman impression “One day!” “Where’s the trigger?!” “Move him!” while the cast and crew deliver an even MORE
Oscar-worthy performance by not laughing at a tiny British man in a unitard pretending
to be a monkey. Wow, when you take away the CGI, this looks
f*cking ridiculous. So immerse yourself in a movie full of stunning
visuals and great acting, that will have audiences everywhere ignoring its forgettable plot about
fixing a dam “The city used to run off nuclear power, but
that ran out years ago so we’ve been using diesel generators and gasifiers. But if we
could just get this dam working…” Blah blah blah blah. And the super cliche death of the main villain, because once again: apes with guns on horseback
equals AWESOME. Starring… MVP: Most Valuable Primate Little Caesar’s Abu Mojo JoJo Not Hairy Oldman Discount Charlton Heston Ape-ril O’neil and Damn Dirty Apes! Actually, they’re pretty clean, and civilized. And Damn Civilized Apes! Rise of the Dawn of the Start of the Planet
of the Apes Origins The Beginning So, uh, how can I put this… where
are all the monkey dicks?

100 thoughts on “Honest Trailers – Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

  1. Did anyone but me get the "Ape-ril O'Neil" joke? This guy obviously watches porn. Although she really doesn't look like April O'Neil at all.

  2. it should have been
    1. Dawn (freaking dawn of ape civilisation)
    2. War (actual war between apes humans)
    3. Rise (all the slave liberation plot goes best with rise)

  3. This type of movie is the reason why Hollywod is growing, I mean, how can you hate on a full leight movie with monkeys

  4. "Rise of the dawn of the start of the planet of the apes origins the beginning" still the best joke you've done on these videos

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  7. This is a great movie and very interesting and entertaining to watch even the guys on the Honest Trailer said it. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  8. An ad of the boys with honest trailer guy just played before this, no reason to tell you this just wanted to tell ya.

  9. MVPrimate

    Little Caesars


  10. Where are all the monkey ๐Ÿ†s?

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  11. It's also one of the most secretly sexist movies ever. There's only one female ape in the entire tribe of apes, and it's only so that she can be pregnant as part of a plot point. Oh and the female human is a doctor but she "loses her medical bag" and becomes useless until a man goes and fetches it for her so that she can be a doctor again. And who is this man? Oh he's just the main character so he's ape-proof. Lot of plot holes too, and I have to really wonder why the humans are such bad shots and the chimps are such good shots even while riding horses. It's like the director thought it was a foregone conclusion that when given a gun, any ape should be an incredible shot regardless of the circumstances, perhaps even expertly using a sniper rifle in each hand and foot at the same time. Tetra-wielding.

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