André Mal Se Comporte Chez Le Great Wolf Lodge

André Mal Se Comporte Chez Le Great Wolf Lodge


André, I have some very exciting news. Tomorrow we will be going to the Great Wolf Lodge in Ontario, along with the Canadian Entertainment Group. I’ve always wanted to go to Great Wolf Lodge. I am so excited for the water-slides and arcade games. But remember, you must behave at the Great Wolf Lodge, or else you will be grounded for even longer. Got that? Yes father. I will behave. Good! Now let’s start packing up. We will be waking up very early, and then we will take the bus to get to Ontario. Alright, we have reached the Révère Residence. Come on! Let’s get on the road already! Alright André, you have fun. Your father and I will hang back here. Felix and I are heading over to the wave pool. Come on, let’s go to the slides already. Okay okay! Just make sure you stay with us. Also try not to wet yourself while going down the slides. You seem to have a really bad habit of doing that. Alright already! Just stop talking and let’s go. This is so much fun! Oh crap! I’m stuck. Dammit! André, move your fat butt already. Hey! It’s not my fault; these crappy people got us stuck on the slide. That’s it! I am going to take care of these jackasses. Wait, André, what are you doing? No André, please don’t do it. No no no no no no no no no no no! Please don’t cry, Charlotte. I’ll make sure nothing like this ever happens again. André, are you actually insane? You actually killed the innocent people that were stuck on the slide. You know what, let’s just go to the wave pool before someone finds out and we get kicked out of here. Hello Felix; glad to see you again. How are you and Julie enjoying the wave pool? Honestly, I could never find a better place to relax and enjoy myself. Hey Amelie, what are you doing over there? Oh nothing. I am just enjoying the calm side of the wave pool. Attention guests. Monsieur Lazhar is now playing at the wave pool. We hope you enjoy the movie. Yes! Monsieur Lazhar. I love that movie so much. Let’s go! Oh no! Not Monsieur Lazhar. I hate that movie so much. I need to stop everybody from crowding the wave pool. But what can I do? Hey, I know! Maybe I can say something that will make people evacuate immediately. That way, I can have the wave pool all to myself. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Hey everybody! There is a fire by the wave pool. Attention guests. That was only a false alarm. There was no actual fire by the wave pool. Someone must have pulled a nasty prank. We’ll make sure this won’t happen again. André, what the hell is wrong with you? You pretty much scared everybody in the wave pool. You do realise that something like this could get you in very serious trouble. If you didn’t want to watch Monsieur Lazhar, you could have just done other things, like going on the slides. You know what, let’s just go to the Foot Pass already. Are you freaking serious? This stupid person won’t move already. André, be patient and wait your turn. No! I am going to take care of this stupid person. Hey! Where are you going? Help! Help! I can’t swim! Someone help me! Come on Charlotte. Stay with me! Come on! Come on! Ugh! What happened? You nearly drowned in the Foot Pass. André, what in God’s name were you thinking? You are so lucky that Charlotte survived, and you are also lucky that security guards didn’t find out about this, otherwise you would have been sent to jail. I think you have caused enough trouble today. Let’s get to our hotel room. You know what André, just behave tomorrow, or else you will be in very serious trouble. Welcome to Dunkin’ Donuts. How may I take your order? I would like two strawberry sprinkled doughnuts with a medium latte. André, what would you like? I would like ten vanilla doughnuts, ten chocolate donuts, ten strawberry donuts, and ten bottles of Coca-Cola. André, that is way too expensive and unhealthy for you. Can’t you just order less? Fine! Just give me one of everything because this stupid bitch is being so disrespectful of my diet. André, stop being rude. Let’s just grab our food and head to the arcade already. Yes! I love Skee-Ball. Now it’s time to earn some tickets. Crap! I missed. Let’s try this again. Crap! I missed again. So how many tickets did you win in Wheel of Fortune? Oh my God! Felix, are you alright? No! My testicles hurt so much! Don’t worry, I’ll get an ice pack. Come on! I need to earn some big reward. This last ball better get into the hole. That’s it! I am destroying this stupid game! Oh no! I set it ablaze. I need to leave right now! Hey, what’s that smell? Oh my God! There is a fire in the arcade. We need to get out of here. André, you are in very, very, very, very, very, very, very big trouble right now. First you killed several innocent guests in the Howling Tornado. Then you pulled a nasty prank that made everybody evacuate from the wave pool. And then you nearly drowned my best friend because you were impatient to go on the Foot Pass. And then you ordered way too much food at Dunkin’ Donuts. You also threw a ball at my best friend’s testicles, and he is still in so much pain. And finally, you set the arcade on fire and destroyed the entire Great Wolf Lodge. Don’t you know how much money it would cost to rebuild Great Wolf Lodge? I’m sorry! I didn’t know banging on the Skee-Ball machine could cause fire. André, banging on the Skee-Ball machine in frustration is not an accident. You should know that Skee-Ball machines run with electricity, and they can catch on fire and be very dangerous. I cannot believe you destroyed the entire waterpark and hotel. You know that there will be very serious consequences. You are now grounded until the Great Wolf Lodge finishes reconstruction. Thanks a lot André. Now it will take months, maybe even years, to reconstruct Great Wolf Lodge. I agree with Chantal. You’ve probably killed hundreds of thousands of people because of what you have done. When we get back home, you will go straight to your room and think about all of the chaos and mayhem that you have caused. Now go straight to your room and think about how you will never, ever, ever, ever go to Great Wolf Lodge again. What are we going to do about all of the expenses? Don’t worry, I’ve called a bunch of people from France and the United States to deal with this. Hopefully there will be no trouble for anybody else except the people at the waterpark. Good! What a relief!

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